Mallu aunty

I feel much better today and can't stop looking at my new boobs.

Big change ... Sarah loves the result

They look fab despite the purple bruises and reddish swelling.

My stitches are protected by surgical tape and I've been wearing a vest top with built-in support to keep them comfy.

Although the waves of tingling pain have stopped, my boobs have this weird dull ache pushing on them all the time.

It's like I can actually feel the muscles stretching to accommodate the implants or like a herd of elephants have trampled over me.

Damn funny !!! Mischievous Brothers
Mischievous Brothers

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older
boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made
no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove
into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what
happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!